Tonight LIVE(well not really)

TONIGHT LIVE! We bring you the most unbelievable and shocking look into the privacy of a certain Miss Low Jos Em* born some nineteen years ago, to the East of our tiny island, note: name age and location undisclosed, uncovered outside our dear Rsggard* Hospital by our loyal reporters! Read on to find out exactly what SHADY PAST we have uncovered.


A picture of Miss Low, censored for your viewing pleasure =) (and our unsued butts)

For the past week, we have been receiving anonymous tips from a certain insiders of Miss Low that this innocent looking lady had been having secret meetings with one of the doctors from said hospital! What had they been talking about? What was she trying to hide? We tried to uncover exactly what this business was all about this evening when we ambushed Miss Low on a bus just after her visit to the hospital. When cornered on the bus we immediately asked her the most obvious conclusion in our minds "Miss Low, does your reasons(she explained that she had her reasons for visiting the hospital) involve plastic surgery?"

To which she replied "Probably, maybe, who knows?" Which pushed us to investigate further to being our viewers the TRUTH. Our hours of hard work finally paid off when we uncovered the secret of her mysterious visits to the hospital when we discovered these photos:





The obvious similarity shocked us all. With our sources, we have confirmed that the second hand, widely publicised in numerous public places, is indeed miss Low's hand before the plastic surgery which gave her her new hand in the first picture. Apparently, miss Low had sold her hand and appeared as an anonymous hand model to obtain enough money to pay for her plastic surgery.

This has been another breaking news brought to you by NEWSRI. Thank you and goodnight.



*Name(s) changed for suing purposes (mainly us not getting sued)

WOO!!

Wow, how long has it been since i last posted?? lol, i know i should have posted straight after my exams to shout HOLIDAYS ARE HERE!! but i was lazy...(sorry ;p) Did i mention HOLIDAYS!!!??? HURRA!! As of last week i have a whole month to do NOTHING!!! WOO!! Totally awesome!!

So what nothing have i been doing exactly? Well, i have been walking all over the place, no, literally, walking everywhere. Well not really. To be exact exact, on Thursday, i walked back home from Kallang to CELEBRATE the last school day, then on Saturday, i walked from my house, all the way to Bedok (but i took a bus back thou). Then, finally, on Sunday, i walked to the NTUC on Bedok Reservoir Road and back!! Which finally achieved this on my phone:

For those of you who don't know what this picture is, this is a picture of the pedometer(not sure if i got the right term) on my phone, it records how many step i've taken(with it in my pocket of course).
And for those of you who don't know what this picture means, here's a hint:

Still drawing blank? it means, i have finally hit 10,000 steps!! i am like healthy!!(for Sunday anyway =P)



So ya, for those smart Alecs(sp?) out there, YES, i did just come online to BRAG!! So Woo for me!! WOO!! =P



P.S.
That is NOT the actual picture from my phone, it's just an "artist"'s impression, apparently you can't take a screenshot from your phone, and i can't find the blasted camera, just F.Y.I., least anyone should try to sue me.. so don't try k? =)

lol, messy

Haha, see JiaeN making such a mess on my table! Its like piled with stuff, messy messy mess mess, hehe >.>








If you look closely enough, you can see my two teddies on the left, looking at the mess with disapproving faces... well disapproving on the inside anyway, yes, their tiny hearts are filled with disapproving, and you can see it if you close your eyes and dream..


(now why would i lie to you? ^.~)

Up up and away!!

Ok, so its like 30 July and i haven't even posted a single post this month!! How not awesome is that?? So, as August is arriving, i will share with you all this awesome news! "UP" the new Pixar film is coming to Singapore on 6 AUGUST!!! Hurra!! One whole month earlier! To people who haven't decided to watch it yet, GO WATCH IT WHEN IT COMES OUT! The trailer was pretty awesome, so i am expecting it to be pretty nice too. >.<>



and in other news, kidnapping attempt was completely successful! =D


P.S. Name and picture blocked to protect the innocent =)

Eated!

Tzu Ying(ma sis) re-eated this:



yes, yes its true :)

Sundays =)

Today, i'm gonna share with all you lucky people what i do on SUNDAYS!! =D How awesome is that?
Ok ok, so i wake up at 7, then bathe, the leave the house, and blablabla...
Then!, i magically arrive at KOVAN MRT!!(yes, SBS is magical so there =P) And here's the entrance of the MRT early in the morning:

and it has a magical dustbin there that people can just phase through!! How creepy is that? And no, the morning air without coffee did not cause that, it was definitely the awesome staff of KOVAN MRT *salutes*.

So, then i cross the MRT underpass and get to the other side
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Then i have to go through the KOVAN shopping center whose name i forgot.. but whose entrance i have a picture of =D

I mean just look at that! It has a KFC AND a phone booth!! How incredible is that??

But enough about the shopping center, its time for the most "awesome" part of my journey-the stairs!! bum bum bummm!!
At first, it lures you into a false sense of security with this short flight of stairs

Then, after you feel all ok with the climbing, it throws this at your face!

not only that, it goes on for FOUR WHOLE LEVELS!! Here's proof!!

and MORE hard hitting proof!

Ha ha! It can't deny such proof!
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(yes, i dunno who it is either..=P)

Finally, i arrive at my school

woo!! School!!
So then i take my seat with Jiak Ling,

and face this...

for two whole hours, on Sunday, early in the morning.

But its not all bad, you get to learn fun stuff =D

How awesome is that?




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1st June

Oh my god!! Oh my god!!! It's 1st June!! 1ST JUNE!! Woooo!!